Payton Knows BEST

You know all the cute little things kids say while they are young? Well- here are the latest that we've enjoyed:

1) Payton was in our bathroom getting chapstick out of Kade's drawer. He said, "Mom, I need this really bad or my lips will get TRAPPED!"

2) We did some Christmas shopping on a Saturday. The three of us were driving in the car, talking about all the fun things Payton would be able to teach his new sibling once he or she arrived. He asked, "Hey- so the baby hava grow big in your belly first?" We explained how the baby had to grow, and mommy's belly would grow REALLY big... and it would take a while. He seemed to understand saying, "Oh, OK. So, when the baby's gettin big enough it will come out your mouth."
ha-
So- do you really want to explain where the baby comes out to your three year old? Well, Kade and I looked at eachother and it was evident that neither of us felt like going there at the moment. So- explaination: "When the baby is big enough mommy will go to the hospital and the doctor will get it out." SILENCE...

Wow- no more questions? It was a miracle!

3) Driving home from a dance performance, Payton was in a grumpy, argumentative mood from having to sit still for too long. He started singing a song, which was TOO cute, so of course Kade and I had to giggle. Well- he was offended by that and proceded to yell at us. "Don't LAUGH at ME! DON'T! NO!"... and he continued to be pretty mean about it!
We told him sorry, but that it wasn't nice to talk that way, which got him in Kade into a comical arguing match that got LOUDER and LOUDER! Finally, Kade came back with...

"Hey! Payton Kade- I made you!" (you know, the classic "I brought you into this world, could take you out type of bit)

Well- Payton cut him off saying, "NO DAD! Jesus made me!"
Well Dad, got you there!